the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
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a queef is a wish your heart makes.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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