About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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