do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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