and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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