I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
My liver is preforming stress tests.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
Randomize
