you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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