He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just did lines off your face, congrats on getting in the magazine bro
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
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