Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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