New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
Randomize
