Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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