i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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