Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
