Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
its 4am. im standing over him in my bed eating chinese food, on the phone with dan trying to convince him to break up with his gf. whoredom.
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
He's the first man I've met that knows more about Harry Potter than I do. He shops at Goodwill and has a Game of Thrones cookbook in his apartment. This is my soulmate.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
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