On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
"Does your mom know how big your cock is?" Worst dirty talk I've ever had.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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