I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
as a side note pls kill me
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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