apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
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