I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Who wrote Most Moistest Dad on my chest and what the fuck does it mean?!?
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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