Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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