drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I would fuck him just for his dog
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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