dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
The waitress at the Denny's in usa remembered me from 2 years ago when we went at 4 in the morning plastered, wearing overalls and huge inflatable corona hats on our heads
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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