DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
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