My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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