I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
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