i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
You peed on someone's house because they had a Wisconsin flag.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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