i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
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