Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
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