is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Seriously. Doesn't matter if I went out last night, work is like crafts class w.a side of facebook
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
Randomize
