im gay
i know
yea but for you.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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