she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
My mom made me chili for when I get home from the bar. Those are the standards I expect you to live up to
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Learning to live poor pretty well. Cashed in all the coins in my car for nearly 60 bucks and yelled at a Pizza Hut manager, insisting I have a free pizza credit, until he just gave me a pizza.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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