Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
I mean you guys are my friends and all but if you fuck with me I will not hesitate to set you on fire
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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