super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Randomize
