How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
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