It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
Randomize
