Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
He can keep it, but if he asks for anything else i'm just going to start pissing on things.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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