You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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