So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
god it feels good to gold a bottle of opiates again.
I think that typo was actually more appropriate than what you intended.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
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