so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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