She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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