I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i fucked some guy last night. i called him nick jonas by mistake. i'm 24.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
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