it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
I didn’t say it was classy, I said it was sexy
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