One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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