maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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