that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
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