at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
So squirting runs in the family.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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