I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
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