my mouth tastes like poor choices
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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