if you like me you must not know who I am
I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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