took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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