Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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