Whats the glycemic index on semen?
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
how do flat chested girls get laid?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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