I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
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